Michigan State basketball: ChopFinance announces best investment for 2023-24

A hot, new stock has emerged out of East Lansing and experts are labeling it a ‘must buy.’

Before revealing the blue chip stock Michigan State fans need to jump on, let’s catch you up to speed on our empire’s newest division, ChopFinance (CF). This portion of the business is responsible for managing all NIL deals, spearheading our relationship with Kodiak Cakes, and handling the $50 in ChopMan’s bank account (secretly, ChopWoman heads this division).

Earlier today, it was announced that the CF division was releasing their No. 1 investment for 2023-24, Coincidentally, on the same day that star guards Jaden Akins and AJ Hoggard would forego the NBA draft and return to Michigan State basketball for another season.

It seemed it was only a matter of time before the two announced their return when neither received an invite to the NBA combine.

What does this mean for Michigan State basketball?

Between the return of the three best guards in the Big Ten and a historic recruiting class that includes Xavier Booker, Jeremy Fears Jr., Coen Carr, and Gehrig Normand, this puts MSU among the top for national title contenders. Tom Izzo has a legitimate shot at winning his second national title and cementing his legacy as one of the best college basketball coaches to ever walk the earth.

Now ChopMan, where do I invest my money?

According to the press release from roughly 10 a.m. eastern time, the document states that an East Lansing based company called Green Ladder Co. will be the best investment of the last 100 years. Many experts are claiming the return could be better than an investment made on Apple in 1980. Currently, the stock is trading at $1 but could grow to $2 by Monday, April 8, 2024.

But ChopMan, why?

I’ll give you 12 reasons why:

1. Tyson Walker
2. AJ Hoggard
3. Jaden Akins
4. Mady Sissoko
5. Jaxon Kohler
6. Carson Cooper
7. Malik Hall
8. Tre Holloman
9. Xavier Booker
10. Jeremy Fears Jr
11. Coen Carr
12. Gehrig Normand

Experts in the field state that because of MSU’s likelihood of winning the 2023-24 national basketball title, Green Ladder Co. is going to become increasingly important to help Tom Izzo cut down the nets for his second championship. Buy stock in an MSU national title and Green Ladder Co. now.

Go Green Ladder Co,
ChopMan

DISCLAIMER: I am not a finance professional (nor a professional of any kind) therefore do not use this as financial advice. You can ask me anything about pancakes, though.